i hate how everyone complains about valentines day like shut up you’re alone on every other day too
OH MY GOD. THE BABY OF VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGEL MIRANDA KERR AND ORLANDO BLOOM IS SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD CRY. LOOK AT THAT FACE. LOOK AT IT. LOOK.
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month