can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.

genies:

i hate how everyone complains about valentines day like shut up you’re alone on every other day too 

illumin4tedbitchez:

therealone1290:

OH MY GOD. THE BABY OF  VICTORIA’S SECRET ANGEL MIRANDA KERR AND ORLANDO BLOOM IS SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD CRY. LOOK AT THAT FACE. LOOK AT IT. LOOK. 

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month